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June 27, 2015

there is no game

There is no game, so no need to click or tap anywhere, and certainly do not laugh as there is nothing to laugh about. Kamizoto told me so.

42 comments:

eightoclock said...

That was the most fun not game I have never played.

Anonymous said...

Not first, and that totally not awesome

Anonymous said...

can't find the ladder!

jimmyc said...

Made it to the not end!

Anonymous said...

stupid...

Anonymous said...

Don't know what to do in the goat room.

Anonymous said...

haha like it so far but what to do in the goat room ?

Anonymous said...

The game is delightfully Stanley Parable-ish in execution. I played it twice for both endings, and I just had to listen to every line of dialogue without interruption on the second time. I admit I didn't like that there was a pixel hunt involved in getting the key, but everything else was quite entertaining!

To get the goat:
- Type G O A T into the 'There is a _ _ _ _' field.
- Type T R E E into the 'There is a _ _ _ _' field.
- Beat the breakout game in the game room and drag the trophy to the waterfall in the goat room to fill it up.
- Drop the water-filled trophy to the tree to make it grow. Repeat three times.
- Click the brown nut sticking out on right on the top of the tree.
- Crack the nut open with the metal box and feed it to the squirrel.

A few additional notes:
- The first time I tried the game, I typed in 'TREE' and 'GOAT' before 'GAME', so I didn't see the line about getting water to the tree. I'm not sure if the voice skips any lines if I change rooms, though.
- I found out you can break the wood panel with either the 'o' or repeated clicking.

Anonymous said...

That was Hecka FUN!

Anonymous said...

I ADORE not-games like this. So fun.

Anonymous said...

Ironically, I think I might be experiencing a real glitch. I won the brick game, but I can't find a trophy anywhere.

Anonyma said...

I have the tree, saw the goat room and won the brick game. No Trophy anywhere. Has anyone an idea about finding the trophy?

wyatt said...

i, too, got stuck on the brick game because of no trophy... started the game over and... taa daa!

Anonymous said...

wyatt: what did you do differently the second time?

Anonymous said...

Comment jouer à ce jeu? Quand je clique sur le lien, aucun jeu ne s'affiche...

wyatt said...

@anon 12:48...
i don't think i did anything differently... just restarted the game :/

Anonymous said...

Apparently, I just didn't play a game, and I didn't need spoilers, and it didn't end. Conceptually both odd and interesting... And not a game... Definitely.

deodato said...

Yes it's ending :)
Very very original and funny. I got hard times to find how to make the tree grow, because I let the trophy at his first place! Thanks for sharing Bart :)

Burnt Ice Cream said...

These are NOT the droids you are looking for!
You can NOT go about your business!
Loved that! (Ok, I admit, I added the second NOT)


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

TOO FUNNY! Thanks Bart!

Donut Lover said...

Yeah, that was hilarious! I loved the goat! Not a game but defiantly silly commentary! Thanks Bart!

PyroLuna said...

Is the voice actually supposed to read through all the text? Mine just scrolls through a bunch of text too fast to read and then maybe says the last sentence.

Anonymous said...

When I looked this afternoon, there was a link in the text but it's gone now? What am I supposed to do?

Anonymous said...

I had to start over because the ball disappeared just before I got the last brick.

Anonymous said...

Seriously. How do I start it. Is it just me?

Anonymous said...

Love it! As always thanks Bart!

deCarlo said...

HAHAHA! Not funny ^-^

Anonymous said...

Did nobody see the hippo?

TeslaCoilGirl said...

Did you guys find the hidden cake? It's right behind the goat if you manage to move it before you free it.


Yeah I love the Portal reference they did xD

Jane F said...

I have "You're going to do a terrible mistake." above a box with "There is a" and four blue squares... I tried typing GAME but nothing - I have no idea what I'm not supposed to do next!

-k said...

Jane: There should be some letters on the ground that fell, try using them.

Anonymous said...

For those having trouble getting the trophy, I had a problem the first time too. The first time, I broke all the bricks before getting the goat. No trophy. The second time, I didn't break the last bricks until after I got the tree. Then the trophy showed up & I could continue the game.

Anonymous said...

Genial!

Nat R. said...

OK... I (didn't) beat the game. I got the goat ending. (Also I said no, I won't forgive him/her.) So what's this about droids? How on earth do I (not) get another ending? I know "droid" won't fit in the "there is a" thing...

The Gordo said...

Loved this!!!

Emily said...

Hilarious! This was great!!! (The droid thing was a joke on the Jedi mind trick, something Obi Wan said in episode 4 to some storm troopers)

Anonymous said...

ahahahahahahahahahah!!!!

Anonymous said...

Don't bother spelling: aero agee ager atom eger ergo gate gear germ geta goer gore gorm gram grat gree grot mage mare mart mate meat meet mega mere meta mete moat mora more mort mote ogam ogee ogre omer rage rate rato ream rete roam rota rote tame tare taro team tear teem term toea toga tome tora tore tram trog.
Game, goat & tree create 3 paths.
is there a 4th path ?
Also don't bother waiting or trying the other ending.

Squad Fish said...

good

Sephora Laghi said...

Hahaha! Funny game!

Argemi said...

Fantastic this game.

Anonymous said...

hey im stuck trying to crack open da nut lol any halp?

pradoris said...

I'm disappointed, there is no "gate" :(

A little way to exit would be good :(

 

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