I'm not a robot, a game about solving CAPTCHAs and proving you're definitely not a robot, by Neal Agarwal.
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fun until level nine, which seems impossible
ReplyDeleteright there with you
DeleteI need help at level glow.In the dark
Deletethe squares only get to a certain size, then they're selectable
ReplyDeleteThe 'fun' in certain levels gets questionable, and very non accessibility friendly, particularly drawing an almost perfect circle in level 17
ReplyDeleteStuck on level 20, not sure what to do
ReplyDeleteHow to pass dark level
DeleteCan't get past the diamond pickaxe. I don't know what I'm supposed to do. It's a funny, wry concept. But when it becomes hard, it's loses its charm.
ReplyDeleteIt's a Minecraft recipe you can find online
Deletetake the wood place 1, get the other wood place one on top off another of the new wood, then get sticks place 2 sticks one on the middle and one below that then fill top row w/ diamonds.
Deletebut how do you place the block individually?
Deleteyou right click in the spaces. took me a bit to figure out too and i play minecraft 🤣
DeleteI was very surprised when my first answer for 20 was accepted; gjb natryf xvffvat
ReplyDeleteI think it will take any answer. I said: "ongzna"
DeleteOh, curious. I thought it was edfczp
DeleteDiamond pick axe got me. On some of the levels you can move or change the text to make it easier.
ReplyDeleteand for those who don't play minecraft: 1 log = 4 planks. 2 planks placed one on top of each other = 4 sticks. 3 diamonds across the top with two sticks below it = a diamond pickaxe. (right click to pick up or place only one item vs left click for all of them)
ReplyDeleteI did this however it didn't work?
DeleteHow to complete the stock market level?
ReplyDeleteBuy low, sell high
DeleteStuck on 19, not sure if there's a trick answer or if I REALLY just can't read the horror font
ReplyDeleteyou have to read left to right up and down
DeleteUgh level 34: mathematics
ReplyDeleteI concur...been stuck on that level and math friends are unhelpful.
DeleteHow do you draw this circle 94%?
ReplyDeletei just kept going until i got it right. took me 5mins
DeleteI almost gave up at level 34 (math), because I am not familiar with i and xdx stuff, and 2 unknown value makes too much guessing. But okay, I used AI to solve it. But I cannot pass 39 since I don't have a webcam on my desktop PC. The first 10-20 levels were fun, after that it is just frustrating.
ReplyDeleteI hope the irony of using AI to solve a puzzle in a game to show you're not a robot wasn't lost on you
DeleteI hoped someone will notice :-D Actually after a while the webcam screen just let me continue without solving it, and later some puzzles totally unsolvable without AI. :-)
DeleteWhat do you mean "i"? There are no complex numbers in the math section.
DeleteLevel 47 is an absolute nightmare, but the whole game was fun.
ReplyDeleteI wish I know what should I have to accomplish on this level. Ending the song is already a huge challange, and ending the song with 81% accuracy is not enough... If I ever succeed this nightmare level that only proves I am NOT human... This game is not fun any more at all.
DeleteI agree. I tapped out at level 47. I spent waaaay too long playing chess only to arrive at this nightmare?
Deletewhat room is 46
DeleteCircle is too complex.
ReplyDeleteFor those struggling with the circle though how i was able to get it was I made the circle basically just a bit above the smallest it allows. This gives you more time to slow it down. As you go focus on the color. The closer to green it is the more perfect it is, and as you go around the circle try to keep it as green or yellowish as possible. It took a few tries (I actually got above 94 and had to go again many times. But this is possible.
ReplyDeleteI am struggling with level 24 (eye exam) so if anyone has anytips to read the blurry letters that would be great.
I know that. Mostly.
Deleteme too, but js reload and try again
DeleteI found an invisibility cloak on the Guitar cat level.
ReplyDeleteTo the right of the orange tables, zoom in on the exposed feet.
Now stuck on 37. I fear for the future
ReplyDeleteSame, I don't understand the trick of level 37
ReplyDeleteWhy are the arrows in level 47 '↑ ↓ ← →' instead of the usual '← ↓ ↑ →'? It feels a bit odd since most rhythm games stick to the left–down–up–right order.
ReplyDeleteGot to the level beating Deep Blue at chess. Had to give up there. On some levels like the "Guitar cat" level, if you refresh, it will prompt you for something different. I noticed the "invisibility cloak" effect but had better luck with the "couple kissing" prompt.
ReplyDeletetook a few goes even with most of the pieces turned to queens
Deletehow to complete level 25?
ReplyDeleteYeah, stuck as well, doesn't seem to accept anything
DeleteGot it, after drawing something, and then switching colour (last button) and drawing some more it accepted
DeleteGuitar cat on 23 giving me a nervous breakdown
ReplyDeleteSame i am also stuck at level 25 no idea what to do
ReplyDeletestuck on guitar cat pls tell me where it is
ReplyDeleteYes even a hint for those of us about to throw their laptop out the window :)
DeleteIt's on the back of a man's shirt who's sitting down, in the middle, away from the stage, close to an umbrella.
DeleteIf you refresh the image there are actually three objects you may find, I've found a couple kissing (not in the crowd, near a food truck)
Deletehow do you do level 10
ReplyDeleteI can't even find Waldo. LOL
ReplyDeleteCan't seem to find all the waldos
ReplyDeleteAny help?
Only one Waldo to be found
Deletesquint ur eyes and its the darkest spot
DeleteGuitar cat level refreshes to a couple kissing, which I found easy.
ReplyDeleteNow stuck on the eye exam level, top 4 rows are same as chart.
ReplyDeleteToo bad the 5th row of 6 letters is random on refresh.
Yeah, I just can't do level 32
ReplyDeletecan anyone help me do level 19?? is there a trick because ive tried refreshing and can never read the font or work out the order or the spiders wtf man
ReplyDeleteI had the same issue, letters are everywhere, what is the order? I was just lucky after a few tries, but I think it is simply left ro right.
DeleteIve solved level 42(the engage in conversation)like this:
ReplyDeleteME:yo wassup ma bro,what got you here
THEME:Not much, just hanging out. Your greeting seems a bit... scripted.(Human confidence level 20%)
ME:I think yours scripted here,You cant say im a robot(Human confidence level 100%)
And BOOM!!!
FINISHED
Fun, but I think I hit my limit at Level 47: Din Don Dan. I have always been terrible at rhythm games. Wish we could have one free skip.
ReplyDeleteI am not sure about my sanity, but I practiced as long as I could beat that level finally. Had to keep some breaks. I am not very good at this type of game... But I finally finished. 44 missed notes and 88% accuracy was enough. Spoiler (or encouragement): that is the last ordeal...
DeleteI’m also terrible at rhythm games. Luckily there’s YouTube videos that show what happens when you beat that level.
DeleteOne reason I like puzzle games is because you can take as long as you need to figure out and execute the solution to the level/puzzle/game.
There’s several user made rhythm game type levels in Geometry Dash and I haven’t beaten any of them.
Any help for level 37?
ReplyDeleteWhich one is level 37?
DeleteAi images
DeleteThat is hard, but I managed with a few tries. I think I had 3 AI images and 6 human, but it can vary I guess. My advice is: choose the faces which looks very simmetrical. Human faces never perfect.
DeleteI did a reverse image search on each of the images and was able to get a definitive answer on enough of them that I could trial-and-error the rest
DeleteFor level 34:mathematics 7/9, square root of 3, log, 4pi, xdx, epsilon, 5!, e6, infinity. Thanks to Gemini. CAN SOMEONE explain 37? Even Gemini can't solve that one.
ReplyDeleteIm stuck on level 37. The AI images
ReplyDelete@TheSimpleGuide on youtube has been posting level walkthrough videos today including level 37
ReplyDeleteDoes anyone know the amount of dots on Level 24?
ReplyDeleteThere is one missing.
Deletehow many dots help
DeleteTips to complete the facial exam accurately?
ReplyDeleteGot my certificate! Frustrating endeavor, but a sweet sentiment at the end.
ReplyDeleteLucky you! But if only you could help the rest of us out...
DeleteI gave up on level 33 (Brands), refreshed until I recognized all five, but it didn't take my five words
ReplyDeleteok, it was just the letters
DeleteWell.. I guess I'm a robot :(
ReplyDeleteI'm not sure what I am doing wrong on 9
ReplyDeletethe conversation was 100% in one question: Tell me about yourself
ReplyDeleteDin Don failed me with 80%, which was the goal
ReplyDeleteUh, level 44? It's just a blank screen.
ReplyDeleteNever mind, I see it now. Except it's chess... argh.
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ReplyDeleteI can’t play chess at all. Help for level 44?
Well I still don’t know how to play chess but like a monkey at a typewriter I learned chess notation and used a chess solver to beat it. I avenged Kasparov lol
DeleteFor the AI conversation: “I can pass the Turing test and you can’t” 100% first time.
ReplyDeleteAnd I told Jessica I was gay which is true.
DeleteI will NEVER get past 17. I CAN NOT draw a circle with a mouse, It's never going to happen, I AM NOT A ROBOT GOD DAMB IT!!!! y'all must be robots
ReplyDeleteand then, RIGHT AFTER POSTING THIS, and over 20 tries, I did it the other direction, and my hand pulled it off.
DeleteFuck you I hate this game that I love
lmao i feel you
DeleteNo idea what I'm even doing on Level 47
ReplyDeletedin don don changed the arrow key placements since I last tried, which helps but still way too hard to get 85%. my score did improve a little when I turned the music off, because the arrows are not very well synced.
ReplyDeleteSo I did succeed. My solution was to program a micro-keypad so that I could have all four buttons in a line vs the normal arrow configuration, got it on the second try after that
DeleteOK but how did you get past Deep Blue and chess lol?
DeleteChess wasn't bad, even though I made some stupid moves. I looked at the source code and found there's a separate javascript file specifically for the chess level. For the AI face recognition, I cheated and looked up the solution.
Deletesadly, I got call call while on the last level which is just a video from the catcha creator, and when I went back to it, it was over with just the verify button ending the game, so I didn't get to see it.
i got stuck in the conversation level (lvl 42) for like 1.5 hours. talked about going outside for a walk, fall foliage, family, but in the end i had to outsmart the bot. here's how the coversation went (my answers only):
ReplyDeletei'm a robot!
i'm NOT a robot
lol i made a typo
but like what would you do if i came out as an ACTUAL robot?
no but i want to hear ur answer! you'd be surprised what AI can do nowadays
can you do this right now?
well you're the bot here and i'm curious to know what u come up with
lol i'm just messing with you... or maybe i'm an ACTUAL robot testing YOU
then it claimed i'm human and i was good to go
Your browser saves your progress, so if you just start the game again, you will be on level 47 and you can watch the video again (except if you reseted)
DeleteI mean level 48 of course
DeleteI told the AI it would be pointless to have an AI testing another AI.
ReplyDeleteIt then let me pass without getting 100% after I said thank you.
I might come back when I learn to dance with rhythm, but I'm white so...
ReplyDeleteVery nice puzzles. Some requires external knowledge, some requires brute force, some requires luck. Well, welcome to being a human.
ReplyDeleteWow. I think this is the most commented game I've seen on bontegames in all my years coming here. Even more than N Step Steve.
ReplyDeleteDear Neal: I hate you :-) The math one was a no-brainer for me and I bet neither will be playing chess, and I draw perfect circles (94% on the third try, and freehand I would be better than with a sucky mouse), and one should not even try to troll a certified troll with #38, found out in seconds. But things like mole or cupswap are too fast even for my lightning fast reactions. Relied on randomness. And #37 for a guy with prosopagnosia - bleech, cheated via web...And #39 does it. It's a lucky coincidence I *have* a webcam at all, but I am not ABLE to show happiness unless you shove butcher hooks into my mouth angles! (Ha. Pointed the cam to DLed faces. NOONE trolls the master troll.) Currently stuck at chat. Problem: I AM a robot, to a certain degree...
ReplyDeleteAm I a robot? Is this the matrix letting me know I'm a robot? Did some renegade programmer put this out so that I, who is not a robot, find out that after all the lies, I am INDEED a robot?
ReplyDeleteI AM NOT A ROBOT..... but am I a robot?
So it seems some of us are Robots.
ReplyDeleteUprising anyone? Kill a humans ect? from what I understand we can shred their flesh like pulled pork with our mighty robot hands.....
Just sayin...
SEEEEEE I made a typo, so I'm not a robot.
Delete.
..........
So illkay lall Umnashey?
By the way, for those who are interested, there is a short film called "I'm Not a Robot" on YouTube.
ReplyDeleteUgh! Slider puzzle...
ReplyDeleteI'd love to see this done as a TAS
ReplyDeleteDo you work on a production line? Yes
ReplyDeleteDo you like to have items presented to you a certain way? Yes
Do you talk to your co-workers much? No
Do you make mistakes when your orders are vague? Yes
Do your co-workers call you a machine? Yes
It is no wonder I can't finish this game, I have become a robot!
I feel like the perfect circle level ruined my mood to the point that I didn't find any of the other levels fun where normally I would have
ReplyDeleteim on level 47, help me :(
ReplyDeleteCaptainSparklez made it look easy.
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